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🚫 Please don't book if... 

• You think morning dew is a campsite maintenance issue

• You expect Wi-Fi in the middle of a field to outperform your fibre at home.

• You expect complete silence at 10pm... while sleeping in a tent... next to a pub.

• You expect us to provide a wasp-free cider garden.

• You don't like stinging nettles growing in hedgerows.

• You believe motorbikes should sound more like electric toothbrushes.

• Tomato in a ham salad roll is a national emergency.

• You wear white trainers after it's been raining... and expect them to stay white​

 

Yes these are genuine complaints!

If you're  shaking your head in disbelief, you'll fit right in. 

 If you're nodding your heading in agreement then we're definitely not the campsite for you.

We can fix most problems if we know about them. If we only find out in a review... we're a bit stuck!